The Onion AV Club labors through a 12-month bounty of demos, press releases and gig announcements, all to tabulate a very-solid year-end list of terrible terrible band names.

Some good stuff, though I have to quibble a bit, because E=MC Hammer is an absolutely amazing band name. Their MySpace band description is even better:

2 Gentlemen from the city of milwaukee making music thats at the same time retarded, annoying, and great.

Annoying, retarded and great.

Please Albert don’t hurt ‘em