Why Barack wants to be President:

It was just a little videotape!

So when, exactly, did we outlaw being a spoiled and/or obnoxious college student? (Perhaps Mike Nifong could volunteer an answer…):

I’m all for stunting some collegiate self-righteousness, but this seems to be a pretty clear-cut case of a handful of campus police officers needlessly escalating a pretty non-threatening situation.

Though apparently that’s not a universally held reaction:

To me it’s really very simple. When a police officer tells you to do something — you do it. To do otherwise is just asking the officer to show you that they aren’t kidding. This jerk was lucky he was only tased…I say Taser him again for the heck of it.

Well ok.

And so we’ve got endless sympathy for a handful of unfairly prosecuted jocks, whose only offense was hiring a black stripper and calling her a nigger a bunch of times, vs. mocking outrage towards an obnoxious campus newspaper columnist, guilty of nothing more than acting like a douche bag to John Kerry.

Doesn’t seem fair; how else is one supposed to act toward John Kerry?

I find it ironic that a league which has already integrated video technology into its everyday gameplay would tolerate spying and the stealing of signals when done using binoculars, polaroids and lip-readers, but not when using a video camera.

And not even just not when using a video camera but not when using a video camera in a location potentially accessible by coaching personnel during the game in order to gain an immediate competitive advantage. Filming signals from the stands and press box to be used ex post facto? Perfectly legal.

Philly columnist Rich Hoffman sums it up best:

Belichick did not do anything that lots and lots and lots of other coaches do - he just did it with a camera. He did not break some solemn code of integrity. What he did was violate a league directive that attempts to regulate the lack of integrity that has been a part of this sport forever.

The Patriots weren’t guilty of cheating so much as they were guilty of not cheating in the way the NFL rules and by-laws allow us to cheat. Seems to be a fine distinction.