This is awesome.

Stephen Bainbridge, guest blogging for Andrew Sullivan, really dislikes New Hampshire, Iowa and South Carolina’s role in the presidential nominating contest:

How is it that we persist in allowing these unrepresentative, yahoo infested, pissant states decide who gets to run for President? The notion that the Ames straw poll matters would be preposterous were it not so pernicious.

He also seems to imply that contemporary South Carolinans are sympathetic to the mid-19th century political climate that resulted in South Carolina’s racist secession from the union (including, it would reason, the black majority that makes up the Democratic nominating class).

Bainbridge is upset his home state of California doesn’t have a larger pull over the nominating calendar, given that California’s “population is over 37 million, representing 12% of the total US population. Indeed, if we were a separate country, our population would be larger than that of all but the 34 biggest countries in the world!”

Which is exactly the reason California shouldn’t have a large role in the nomination process. The smallness of the early states is exactly why they work; candidates are forced into small-scale, retail campaigning, connecting with voters directly and in person in order to garner support.

A leading Californian primary, on the other hand, would take place entirely over the airwaves, via incredibly expensive advertisement and tabloid-baiting media stunts, thus eliminating whatever semblance of pure democracy we have left in the whole sorry system.

George Will finds a lot to dislike in Barack Obama’s opposition to the nomination of Leslie Southwick to the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals, an opposition Will apparently sees as evidence of Obama’s (previously unacknowledged) propensity for race baiting and identity politics.

Obama had outlined his opposition to Southwick’s nomination three weeks ago, via a little noticed five-sentence press release, in which the Senator said:

Judge Southwick’s answers to the Senate Judiciary Committee failed to excuse his disappointing record on cases involving consumers, employees, racial minorities, women and gays and lesbians. After reviewing his 7,000 opinions, Judge Southwick could not find one case in which he sided with a civil rights plaintiff in a non-unanimous verdict.

As Will argues:

Surely the pertinent question is whether Southwick sided with the law.

‘Tis true, though it shouldn’t be surprising that a Democrat of any persuasion, “new liberal” or not, would find it troubling that, in a caseload that large, “the law” never sided with a disenfranchised plaintiff. This type of populist suspicion of potential judicial activism really shouldn’t be seen as running counter to the “freshness” Obama brings to the table.

But that’s not really the problem; what is more disconcerting is the way in which Will uses this press release to paint Obama as some sort of race-baiting extremist, one more politician in a long line of tired liberal promoters of stale identity politics.

Will indicates that he had hoped Obama “would be impatient with the ritualized choreography of synthetic indignation that degrades racial discourse.” It’s odd, then, that, in attempting to determine whether or not Obama has lived up to this hope, Will concentrates on this minor press release (one expressing relatively routine Democratic opposition to a conservative Bush judicial nomination), while ignoring the many, much more bold, ways in which Obama has spoken with fresh candor on race and politics.

Barack Obama has suggested scaling back race-based Affirmative Action; he repeatedly emphasizes to black audiences the need for personal responsibility in struggling black communities, highlighting the “strong values and character component of educational achievement.” The catalog of column-worthy examples of Obama’s departure from the “ritualized choreography of synthetic indignation” is long and deep. And yet Will ignores them.

Not being able to paint Obama as an extremist using the Senator’s words alone, Will resorts to linking him to a series of unnamed “liberals,” expressing unattributed disagreeable positions:

To some of Southwick’s opponents, his merits are irrelevant. They simply say it is unacceptable that only one of the 17 seats on the 5th Circuit is filled with an African American, although 37 percent of Mississippians are black…. [B]ecause he is a white Mississippian, many liberals consider him fair game for unfairness.

Nevermind that Obama has never expressed these views, nor that his press release only cites race as one of five areas of disenfranchisement he suspected the potential justice of being prejudiced against.

I suppose in Will’s view, any black politician opposing a White judicial nominee is nothing but a stale leftover of the “long-running and intensely boring melodrama” of the legacy of the civil rights movement.

If only Obama were to have the racial cojones to release some more paradigm-challenging five sentence press releases. Anything less than that is nothing more than Al Sharpton genuflection.

I believe this Democratic exchange over our approach to terrorists in Pakistan may qualify as the highlight of Election 2008 thus far:

I don’t really follow Hillary Clinton’s line here:

“I do not believe that someone running for president should engage in hypotheticals.”

Like…really?

Elections are hypotheticals, campaigns are hypotheticals. You, the candidates, are asking us, the voter, to hypothetically imagine what it would be like were you to be in charge of this country. If we’re not going to engage in hypotheticals then there’s no point in even having an election at all.

Obama had a great line in response to this poo-pooing of hypotheticals, one that I think underlies an important aspect of American Democracy, an aspect Hillary Clinton’s role in national politics has certainly damaged:

“We’re debating the most important foreign policy issues that we face. And the American people have the right to know. It is not just Washington insiders that are part of the debate that has to take place with respect to how we’re going to shift our foreign policy.”

Wise words.

UPDATE:
John Dickerson at Slate made this same point a few days ago.

The soon-to-be presidential candidate demonstrates his impressive grasp over this most pressing issue:

NASA says the Martian South Pole’s “ice cap” has been shrinking for three summers in a row. Maybe Mars got its fever from earth. If so, I guess Jupiter’s caught the same cold, because it’s warming up too, like Pluto.

…

Silly, I know, but I wonder what all those planets, dwarf planets and moons in our SOLAR system have in common. Hmmmm. SOLAR system. Hmmmm. Solar? I wonder.

So true, so true.