Growing GOP opposition to No Child Left Behind causes a fire in the loins:

“President Bush and I just see education fundamentally differently” said Hoekstra, a longtime opponent of the law. “The president believes in empowering bureaucrats in Washington, and I believe in local and parental control.”

Complete local control of education policy?!

“Come to me, young friend” he says to me. “Ignore my many misguided theocratical impulses; let us bask in the glory of local control and policy innovation. We shall dance the freeing dance of liberty, and, at night, cuddle within the subtle grasp of Abraham Lincoln’s perfect thighs.”